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• zariius •
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  • zariius reblogged a text post 7 hours ago
    Joke of the day.

    tillylikestroye:

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    I don’t get it help

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  • zariius reblogged a chat post 7 hours ago
    • rin: man sousuke... im so sad about what happened with haru... i just need a good shoulder to cry on..
    • sousuke: yeah about that
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  • zariius reblogged a text post 7 hours ago

    brimerica:

    [sweats nervously] d-did somebody say…girls? [wipes forehead] wowie uh, well, I, uh…[fans self] whoa well yes I-I guess, uh..[tugs at shirt collar] I guess they’re, y’know…um[dumps a bucket of water on self] kinda pr-pretty, um..[crawls into a pool of cold water] pretty neat and um..[falls on face] really cute

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  • zariius reblogged a photo post 7 hours ago

    bandsareprettyrad:

    I wasn’t lying

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  • zariius reblogged a text post 7 hours ago

    bandsareprettyrad:

    If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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  • zariius reblogged a photo post 7 hours ago

    forsakenwoods:

    가끔은 내가 아오바보다 시로바를 더 좋아하는 건 아닌가 생각하게 된다

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  • zariius reblogged a text post 13 hours ago

    theshoutingendoflife:

    jaclcfrost:

    standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

    Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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  • zariius reblogged a text post 13 hours ago

    aphkugelmugel:

    seeing untagged porn on your dash

    image

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  • zariius reblogged a text post 13 hours ago

    sernacht:

    So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

    "Do not come any closer."

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